Last Hours with the E90

"Brian Silvestro" (BrianSilvestro)
05/19/2014 at 16:52 • Filed to: I'd rather the E90

My mother is turning in her 328i xDrive today for a 328d xDrive. The new car is probably better for her, but I’m gonna miss that sweet straight six.

jkm7680 > Brian Silvestro
05/19/2014 at 16:54

Ceremonial final hooning?

Brian Silvestro > jkm7680
05/19/2014 at 16:55

NO TIME

*cries*

offroadkarter > Brian Silvestro
05/19/2014 at 16:55

I would have been more sad if it was a 335i

Kinja'd!!!

It is weird to say your dog's ass is fine.

Brian Silvestro > offroadkarter
05/19/2014 at 16:56

Or if it was a manual. Then I would've been really sad.

Kinja'd!!!

SOON

Brian Silvestro > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
05/19/2014 at 16:56

Clearly you misunderstood the caption.

jkm7680 > Brian Silvestro
05/19/2014 at 16:58

Hoon it to the stealership?

Brian Silvestro > jkm7680
05/19/2014 at 16:59

Hey, I happen to love Orange County BMW! And maybe.

Are you saying your mom's ass is fine?

jkm7680 > Brian Silvestro
05/19/2014 at 17:05

Haha, There's some great dealers. Then some not so great dealers.

Brian Silvestro > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
05/19/2014 at 17:06

She's not even in the picture...

Brian Silvestro > jkm7680
05/19/2014 at 17:07

Yeah I understand. But this one gave us the keys to both the M235i and a Carrera S without any supervision. So I got to drive both.

Are you saying your ass is fine?

Brian Silvestro > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
05/19/2014 at 17:08

Kinja'd!!!

Your dad's ass?

jkm7680 > Brian Silvestro
05/19/2014 at 17:09

That's awesome! Dealers wouldn't trust me with a Golf.

Brian Silvestro > jkm7680
05/19/2014 at 17:12

I wouldn't trust me with a Golf either!

jkm7680 > Brian Silvestro
05/19/2014 at 17:13

Aaahgreed.

George Costanza > Brian Silvestro
05/19/2014 at 22:39

There is a urban legend that says every time a BMW from 2000-2011 is retired Chris Bangle grows horns.

Brian Silvestro > George Costanza
05/19/2014 at 22:40

I believe it.